It’s 8.30 in the morning and enough is enough.
My daughter wet the bed this morning, she’s only just started going without a nappy at night, so accidents will happen! But who in their right mind makes waterproof sheets that aren’t waterproof around the edges?!?! Someone without kids that’s who. So dealt with the wee on the edge of the mattress. Fine.
Then needy dog does the most vile and enormous puke. On the carpet. Not on the kitchen floor or somewhere sensible. ON THE CARPET!!! She doesn’t give any warning of impeding puke disaster like bombproof dog does. She just walks around normally, then woah projectile dog vomit.
Just to add to the drama, my helpful daughter wants to help clean up the dog puke. She’s unravelled a whole roll of paper towel, got dog puke on her socks, and poured water all over the carpet.
Despite my best soaking and dabbing and scrubbing there is still the undeniable stench of dog vomit in the air.